Total Medals Earned: 1,510 (From 207 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,540 Points
Medals Earned: 2/20 (35/490 points)
Medals Earned: 28/44 (310/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/32 (10/500 points)
Medals Earned: 11/11 (160/160 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (75/135 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/220 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (60/60 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Find 1 secret area
Kill 60 leapers
Fully upgrade your grenade launcher
Fully upgrade your health
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Fully upgrade your laser cannon
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Save 20 survivors
Destroy 10 mech suits
Destroy 4 UFOs
Kill 25 soldiers
Kill 60 aliens
Get 500 points in Blastoid
Find all 15 secret areas
Kill 200 enemies
Complete the game
Destroy 50 lights, 25 trash
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found bird poop! Yay!
Beat a miniboss !
Kill 15 Troopers
Destroy 5 Axes while they're in mid-air
Beat your first boss !
Destroy 10 Turret Troopers
Kill 10 Eskimo Hunter
Kill 10 Cyber Dino
Dodge 15 drills on stage 2
Buy your first gun in the upgrade shop !
Buy 3 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 2
Kill 10 Laser Beam Ship
Kill 10 Invaders on stage 4
Kill 15 Spider Mines
Complete a stage and get your first medal.
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 4
Kill Stage 3's miniboss
Kill Stage 2's boss
Get a Silver medal !
Use 2 stats points or more in every Skill
Max your Income skill
Beat 3 bosses !
Buy ALL Guns in the upgrade shop.
Max your Jump skill
Max your Reload skill
Max your Health skill
Get a Gold Ribbon Medal !
Obtain the Golden Gun !
Get Gold Ribbons for all Stages !
Buy 5 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Get to Level 12
Beat all 4 bosses and complete the game !
Unlock the Bank.
Earn $1,000.
Unlock the Strong Magnet.
Unlock the Cash Box.
Make money just by sitting there.
Earn $10,000.
Earn way more money than the minted value of the coins.
Let your bank do all the work.
Earn $1,000,000.
Buy the final upgrade.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
It's pretty easy I guess.
This would probably take 'some' time.
This medal is most likely impossible.
Score 100 points on any difficulty.
Play the game.
Play with 4 players.
Score 9 or less points on any difficulty.
Score 100 or more points on impossible difficulty.
Score 500 points on any difficulty.
Score 1000 points on any difficulty.
Really? That's even possible?
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Find the Secret Room
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Explode your first bomb
Bounce for the first time
Finish 5 levels from game
Finish the game
Finish all levels using one bomb
Finish the game with minimum bouncing
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
